Playing Mate.

Who doesn't want to be every male's fantasy? I decided to start this blog to become the ultimate fantasy...A PLAYMATE. During this year I will transform myself into the ideal/typical Playmate. How far will I go? I am guessing, all the way;)

From what I have gathered Playmate's need to have certain things...

A. A rocking bod

B. A cute personality

C. Shiny hair

D. A tiny dog

E. Love of elderly dudes

and

F. HUGE BOOBS

So far I only have three of these things... not A nor B. I own:

C. Shiny BLOND (which I hear is like a mega bonus)

D. A tiny dog

and

F. HUGE BOOBS ( Double D's, two of them)

These three things are going to save me a ton of cash. But getting the rest is no joke.

I need to start working out (for A), snuggling more kittens (for B), and visiting nursing homes (for E)